Many of us use MSN messenger and Yahoo stuff right.
Did you ever think what that status indicates? This is what i think:

OnlineTalk to me, I am in the mood for random and bizarre shit. Lol. Beware of sudden hyper attitude and such like.

Be Right Back
I will be right back la, idiots, you people don't know how to read!!

Away
Sometimes I really am away, but please check my personal message before deciding it is status menipu and spamming my MSN ok. :P I don't want my family to think my friends are crazy.

In a Call & Out to Lunch
I hardly ever put these statuses, so when I do means I'm really not there la haiyor!

Appear Offline
I don't like you. Lol.

Busy
When I put this status coupled with a personal message that says "don't talk to me"... THEN DON'T LA YOU RETARDS. Which part of Leave Me Alone don't you understand?!? :P Unless you consider yourself damn close to me and can talk to me without fear of being backstabbed like shit later, stay far far away.

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person....

Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!